Well okay, maybe I can.
Here you go:
( ... What US federal tax form are you?...)
I suppose it's cheating for me to take it myself, but here it is anyway:
Hey, party time! We're going to invite the
other two guys who file this form.
You'll have so much to talk about: hedging
transactions, mixed straddles, qualified
covered calls, the modified wash-sale rule,...
it'll be a blast.
What US federal tax form are you?
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